Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 928 views

Hawaii or Havaii

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii.

He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.

As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"

"Havaii!", the man replied.

"Thanks", answered the man.

"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mairy khayal mai

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai

Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala? .

Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan apna Mobile

Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok Tha Or Kbhi Hrta Nhi Tha

S.H.0 Ne Usy Bulya 0r Shart Lgne Se Mna Kia

Sipahi!Sir Akhri Shart,

Wo B Apse

Apki tang pe zakhm ka nishn Hai.

S.H.0! May Shart Lgta Hon K Nhi Hai

Sipahi! May pent utrwa K Dekhon Ga

S.H.O!Thek Hai

5000 Ki Shart Lg Gai

Sipahi Ne pent utrwy

5000/- SHO Ko Dia Or Kha Sir May Haar Gya SHO Bra Khush Tha K May Shart Jeet Gia

Darwza Khula Sare Staf Ne Andr Jahnka

0r Rony Lgy

S.H.0 Pent Pehn Kr Bhir Aya 0r Pocha Kya Hua?

Staf

ye Hm Se 25,000 Ki Shart Lga K Aya Tha K S.H.0 Ki pent utrwaon Ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Murkh Ho Tum

Boss: Murkh Ho Tum

Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
Santa: Nahi Sir

Boss: Niche kya dekhta ha meri Or dekh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)