Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 947 views
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