Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 638 views

Funny

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bhook Ya Ladki

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka..

Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.

Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mario gameers will understand

u so drunk u gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling GROW MARIO GROW!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Free Gift To Milna Hi Chahiye

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.

Ladki: “Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo Dena”

Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle Deta Hai.

Ladki: “Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo
Free Gift Hai Woh To Do”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Par Aisa Koi Gift Nahi Hai ”

Ladki: “Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai Dandruff Free“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa’s wife hit him

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.

Santa: What was that for?

Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.

Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.

Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.

Santa: now what happened?

Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)